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ENGINEERING STATUS
GREAT CENTRAL WELL
| DATE |
2/7/22 |
| JOB # |
Hell, I don't know |
| LOCATION |
That damn great hole runnin down to heck knows where. |
| OPPORTUNITY |
Them ParaBots. What happens is, see, a fella can be like standing
by the, you know, rail, minding his own business, and these guys, these ParaBots, okay, they suddenly come like shooting upwards outta the darkness like, like I don't know what, like
corks out a bottle, right? Hell, I'm no fancy engineer but I don't
mind saying it scares the hell outta me. I mean, it ain't right.
It ain't natural. Okay, Woodrow, I said my piece. What do I do
now? Oh, right. |
| REPORTED BY |
Guane. Woodrow's pal. The lard guy? Woodrow on security? Okay?
So what now? Press the button? Which bu |
| ACTION |
Intermittent negative gravitational anomaly in Central Well identified
and corrected. ParaBot vertical speed governors recalibrated. |
| STATUS |
OK. -- U.Huh (Duty Night Engineer) NB Pse ensure that ALL future squawks are entered by properly
authorised personnel ONLY and carry a VALID job number. Squawks
not meeting these criteria will NOT be attended to. |
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