ENGINEERING STATUS

3RD CLASS ACCOMMODATION

DATE 1/7/22
JOB # 1081.1081.1081.1081
LOCATION Third class cabin #1081
OPPORTUNITY Snivelling noise apparently issuing from behind personal hygeine unit. (Room DISTAR unit in full-compression mode).
REPORTED BY L.Agronome
ACTION Cabin DISTAR unit jammed by foreign body. Emergency room demondrianisation performed using override code. Aesthetician (3rd Class) S.H.Gilgigilgil located and removed from personal hygeine unit. Snivelling noise now ceased.
STATUS PHU: OK. A3C Gilgigilgil: sedated, recovering in sanitarium. Incidentally, Lavabo, congratulations on a truly wonderful job number here. And the same as the cabin number! Now don't tell me that's a coincidence. -- Bledwin Zbug (Duty Engineer)

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