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ENGINEERING STATUS
SUC-U-BUS
| DATE |
2/6/22 |
| JOB # |
477.2.A.9196(RE107).9(c) |
| LOCATION |
(General Suc-U-Bus network) |
| OPPORTUNITY |
Major routeing fault in Suc-U-Bus network. Uncommanded suck-and-disgorge
operations, misdeliveries, valve blowouts etc. See inter alia status report sheets for first class staterooms, feedback systems, elevators, bridge area, and main bilge outfall. The situation is clearly unsustainable and a major investigation
by Systems Management is indicated before the commission process
can proceed. |
| REPORTED BY |
Mac "Mac" McMackie (Chief Propulsion Engineer, Director of Engineering.) |
| ACTION |
Investigation proceeding. Valve routeing interchange system stripped
down and replaced. Numerous foreign objects removed from central
well plexus, including 1,271 items of wearing apparel, 2.8 cubic
kilobogues of shredded 12-column financial analysis paper (used),
1 small ambassador, 72 unghhs undercooked chicken, 1 blimpht,
1 flock starlings (thriving), 18 crushed television sets, 1 barrel
contaminated edible fat, 1 set of antigravity shoes (3 pcs), 1
"Perky Polly" Parrot's In-Cage Multigym, 1 working model of the
Prophet Bazakiel (incomplete), 1 canister of #3 debabelizing powder,
1 copy "Teach Yourself Gibbs-Gefilte-Westecott Equations" (slightly
stained, vulgar annotations), 1 copy "Bluffers' Guide To Control
Engineering" (battered), 1 copy "Lives Of The Great Fraudsters"
(damp stains, broken spine), 1 copy filing papers for Certificate
of Intergalactic Spaceworthiness (Public Transport Category) (completed,
unstamped), 3,188 draft press releases, 1 death threat from Save
The Nauga Association (unsigned), an assortment of cheeses, 5
laptop computers, 1 bundle love letters (Authenticated sender:
Your tinky-winky Frou-Frou sugar-wugar kissy-poo, presumed to
be an alias) 1 fundamentalist, 1 Doctor Hippomantia's Celebrated
Wab Truss (perished), 1 adjustable indoor barbecue fork, 1 latex
buttock, 1 copy "Living with Tregariasis", 1 souvenir Battle of
bin j'Jabbli commemorative moustache cup, 1 Giant Celebration
Home-Style Family Reversible Sausage, 1 copy "Gas Pump Girls From
Planet Sprod #221" (some pages missing), 11,281 partially-drunk
cups of Vend-O-Mat plegetable soup, 1 smoked cigar in aspic and
1 showgirl from the Hotel Gat Girls Girls Girls Tropicana Lounge
'n' Bar Girls Girls Girls (bewildered but stoical). |
| STATUS |
Proceeding. |
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