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ENGINEERING STATUS
LIFTBOT
| DATE |
40/6/22 |
| JOB # |
199928 |
| LOCATION |
Elevator/pellerator systems |
| OPPORTUNITY |
LiftBot "Nobby" conversation rambling and disjointed. Specifically,
military remeniscences do not stand up to even basic verification.
E.g., bot claims to have fought at Battle of bin j'Jabbli but
also remenisces about fighting the Balneans at Phlegnos: obviously
impossible even to most ill-informed of passengers. Suggest memory
problems or possibly even fundamental flaw in original personality
donor. |
| REPORTED BY |
Slrrp H. Gilgigilgil |
| ACTION |
None. The GPP of the Bot in question is functioning within spec.
Note that originally contractors undertook to provide a variety
of different LiftBot personalities which were commisioned via
military agency specialising in obtaining ex-services donors.
Understand initial response of 26,501 potential personality-donors
screened, 11,337 cleared for donation and 9,552 actually went
ahead with donation process. Unfortunately due to typically military
cock-up, instead of being shipped directly to contractors, the
agency stored the donor modules in unstable conditions and massive
personality "print-thru" or concatenation ensued. The result was
one working personality which incorporated memories, grudges,
views, etc., of all 9,522 individual donors. To avoid widespread
cognitive dissonance errors in SST's feedback system, it was decided
to install three modules, operating on a 2+1 polling basis, in
the central core, and distribute personality affects to the actual
lift modules by means of a specially-modified Ubiquitron multiplexer
unit. This information is freely available in project documentation,
with which you should perhaps better acquaint yourself before
your kvetching becomes irksome, Slrrp. |
| STATUS |
OK. -- A.N. |
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