ENGINEERING STATUS

GRAND AXIAL CANAL

DATE 39/6/22
JOB # 0000000000000000000000000000000002000000000001a
LOCATION Grand Axial Canal
OPPORTUNITY Undul-O-Mat malfunctioning. System set to Regulo 2 - gentle rocking wavelets suitable for romantic excursions on canal - but instead generated storm force seas in excess of 50 decabogues in height. One gondola lost, presumed irrecoverable, plus Arboretum inundated.
REPORTED BY Arr Aharrr (Canalman, 2nd Class)
ACTION Undul-O-Mat reset. Arboretum Seasonator set to Deep Midwinter, frozen and cleared. Gondola not found.
STATUS Balmy. -- U. Hu. (General engineering divn.)

DATE 39/6/22 (Later)
JOB # As above
LOCATION As above
OPPORTUNITY As above
REPORTED BY As above
ACTION Gondola wreckage located. Sent for rebuilding.
STATUS Still balmy. --U.Hu

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