Before you read or post messages in the non-senior-management
Forum Area, you may wish to review the StarStruct, Inc. Mission
Statement for non-senior-management staff.
Our mission is:
To achieve Galactic dominance in the luxury starcruiser construction
industry by offering the best luxury starcruisers the Galaxy has
ever known.
To beat our competitors on price and on profit margins.
To fully incorporate all non-senior-management Team Players into
our corporate structure, and to work with them to fully help them
fully articulate and then realise their personal, professional,
interpersonal, intrapersonal, transpersonal, romantic, spiritual,
reproductive, recreational, sartorial, gastronomic, transcendental,
dental, medical, philosophical, ontological and phenomenological
goals.
To act at all times as a responsible force for societal growth
and genuine equality, irregardless of age, race, dietary beliefs,
size, dietary preference, sexual orientation, mobility, educational
attainments, social skills, articulacy, personal grooming habits,
blood, sweat, toil, tears or talent.
To work, through the building of luxury starcruisers, towards
a more peaceful, just and caring society where there will be no
more war or unhappiness or nasty spindly insects or anything horrid
at all and where everyone will be cheerful and nice and scamper
about being happy.
I acknowledge the above mission statement and agree whole-heartedly
with everything in it which I could not have put better myself
if I too had been employed at a huge salary to construct the most
oleaginous, misleading, pompous, vainglorious and unutterably
tacky "mission statement" which anyone in their right mind would
instantly see is a lot of milk-pap and intolerable blorbs. (Click in box to signify assent.)
