Name:
woodears Subject: Ahem. Date: 24:05, Spryday the 30th of Genneth, 133 RE Message:
We are neither a sofa nor a mattress, but a conglomeration of 42,000,000,000 pandimensional beings that design our outer and inner being through regular, or irregular, elections. The Grand Design committee chose this shape and texture as the most practical one--and we're in an election cycle right now, so we do not take kindly to those who wish to remove our tags.
Our sofalike shape may be due to our relationship to our semicousin, the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. Food service was a logical career choice for us. Have another Gargleblaster?
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