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Trans-Temporal Continuity Authority Subject: Ahoy Starship Titanic! Date: 20:02, Welday the 28th of Genneth, 133 RE Message:
Your license and tags are out-of-date, you are listed as "non-existant" in four timelines, are not even listed at all in three more, and your tail lights are't working.
Please pull over to Asteroid #42, three parsecs to your starboard, for full inspection and updating. All crew and passengers should have proper ID and travel documents in appendage, and cargo manifests must be open for inspection and properly matched to cargo bays upon arrival. Failure to comply will result in your immediate destruction. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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